Her photos…*fap fap fap*
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Someone sent me an ask, wondering if I would post my biggest secret and explain.
Well, mine would be at the age of 9 I watched Roger Rabbit on tv. I saw for the first time Jessica Rabbit and got my first ever erection, I having no idea what it was pushed on it to make it go away, this felt great as it turned out and I kept doing it on parts of the film where she featured.
Now, I lived in an insanely religious household and my father the priest caught me doing what I was doing, he proceeded to take his belt off and beat me to the point where I lost 6 teeth my left eye socket was shattered and I was unconscious. When I woke up three days later my mother’s sister was looking after me and I have been distanced from my ACTUAL mother and father since, I am currently 24.
There you go anon, my biggest secret.
I thought it was a ball-ache when my doctor prescribed me Zoloft and as he said I had a smidgen of hair loss and general tiredness but now the prick has me on Prozac, I have NEVER been more tired in my life. I fall asleep 10-11 times a day and I find it a bit risky driving, need at least 8 cans of Monster before I can drive for the time I need to be driving…
They see me riding, they see me so white and nerdy…
I have the most amazing followers..
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My phone is a dumbass. Have another photo of me looking like a little dolly.
Forget Kat Dennings, I’d kill ALL of Wales for you..
*dribbles* I’d kill everyone on the Island where I live for a night with her…
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